Sunday, May 4, 2025

Sexy women on their sexy electric bikes

 3 May 2025


To celebrate Polish Constitution Day, our club organized a bike ride that attracted many attractive women (and some men) on their "sexy electric bikes." Tereska mounted her first electric bike, straight from the shop. She justifiably landed on the cover!


She also "gained a few points" by buying a Cappuccino for the Prezes, which seems to indicate that the corruption already descended from the upper echelons of  the American administration down to our club. Having misfortune of spilling some of her coffee on her shirt, Tereska had a fortune of a few men offering to lick it off her shirt! 


A new machine was also mounted by Bosnia! Shiny!


Though she owns her machine for a while, Pani Kierowniczka presented it with her well known charm. 


And Jola - what an addition is she to our club, and I mean ADDITION!


Ewa, who dramatically reduces the age average of our club, is an orthodox - her young legs do not require electricity. They generate it! Ewa is very advanced! She listens to my podcasts Notki Jednego Boga broadcasted by Nasze Radio Canada


There were also a few sexy men attending. Shall I present them? Oh, what the heck ... Andy who is famous for filming bike rides while riding a bike himself (!), complained that his "electric" of a somewhat older generation (of a couple of years) had difficulty keeping speed with Jola's. 


Kazik brought his favorite yellow horse, Aventon. 


Politically "very incorrect" but spiritually very advanced Voytek prefers Cube (and Cuba). 


There were also some anachronisms. Roman says he needs working on his calves so he prefers his regular bike, leaving his electric for the time when he will be "really old." 


Same with the organizer of the ride, Mike. However, to compensate for the lack of "sexy electric," Mike rides in his sexy yellow jacket and helmet! O Chrancuzie!

At Malina Bakery in Cameron Heights we also met, by coincidence, Grace and Barry. However, I was not attentive enough to take their pictures before they hit the road. 


The same applies to Marek who is only visible in the background. But, with Pani Kierowniczka, background is not such a bad place!

The weather was fantastic, so it seems the bike season is now in full swing. Look for more announcements about the upcoming bike, kayak and hiking opportunities. 

So long! 

(PR)


3 comments:

  1. Funny and humorous story; thanks Piotr. Where is your portrait?
    May I add, after the bike ride we all went to Bosnia for a nice Peywatka!

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  2. Yes, Peter, anybody who is spirituality, correct cannot be politykly correct. You cannot have them both these days.

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  3. Fantastic story! I enjoyed your adventures it very much while suffering from cold. Bozenna

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